You Might Be Fasting If …

1. Miras hacia las nubes y lo único que ves es puré de patatas esponjoso.  
2. Lees la Biblia a la hora de comer y tienes que saltarte la parte en la que Jesús alimenta a los 5.000.
3. You thought about putting a cheeseburger in your blender so you won’t break your liquid-only fast.
4. No estás en las redes sociales y te sorprendes a ti mismo haciendo doble clic en un libro de bolsillo.
5. You start to wonder if fast food could be considered a category of fasting.
6. Dominos starts calling you to see if you’d like to place an order.
7. You have a game plan for avoiding the snack aisle at the grocery store.
8. Empiezas a envidiar en secreto las golosinas de tu perro.
9. You start to wonder if Chick-fil-A’s waffle fries could pass as a vegetable for your Daniel Fast.
10. Sabes perfectamente qué vas a comer cuando termine el ayuno.
11. You tear up at the sight of the Girl Scout cookie tables outside of the grocery store.
12. You keep thinking you hear an earthquake, but it’s just your stomach growling.
13. You stop by your favorite coffee shop just to say “hi” to the baristas.
14. You don’t know why it’s called a fast because there’s nothing fast about it!
15. You read this list 21 days late because you were fasting technology during the fast.